You know what the worst part about filling out a contact form is?

You just know the spam is coming. Mountains of it. And some jackass will probably sell your information to "HillarysGuiltyViagraFor9Dollars.com" or something.

Well, not here. I'll only sell your information to the King of Nigeria. You are, after all, his long lost grandchild.

I'm kidding.

You're going to get a few marketing emails, but you can just hit "unsubscribe" on those if you you're not interested. I won't sell your information and I take my data security pretty seriously.

If you'd like me to just text instead of call, just hit the appropriate box.

If you'd prefer, just email me at james@jqc.wtf.